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Funny Tricks

Check Whether your Computer is male Or female:

1. Open Notepad

2. Type the following line in notepad:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"

3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs

4. Run the file. .

If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy ;)

If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl

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••••• Try this out •••••
Go to Google Home page-- search 'Google gravity'
Open 1st Link n see what happens !And then in search column down side, search for something and see what happens.
Its AWESOME

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Do you know how to make a folder without a name?
Is it possible? Yes ! it is possible.
Just follow this,

# Click the folder, then right click on it, then click rename and delte the old name.

# Then pressing ALT button from your keyboard and type 0160 after that press enter.

*Note - you have to type by holding the ALT button, and while you will type 0160 it will not appear. You should continue typing and then press enter. Another important thing is that you have to type the code (0160) by your numpad on right side. If you type the code from the upper number key it won't work.
So, make sure your Numpad key is on.

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You can fool your friend by hiding all desktop files.

Just download: Double click me ,

Save dis file in my documents only. Else this file wont open
after saving, unzip and double click on this file

Next, Check your desktop,

Now to unhide your desktop files again,
Just double click this icon again.

*Note: Donot save this file on your desktop .....

~HVBARI~

source:internet

Some Questions even Google cant answer

I Bet You Can't Answer A Single Question Of These:

Try It !

1 If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking, even US has got debts), where did all the money go?

2 When dog food is new and improved tasting, who taste it?

3 What is the speed of darkness?

4 If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

5 Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

6 Can you cry under water?

7 Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

8 Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

9 Do fish ever get thirsty?

10 Can you get cornered in a round room?

11 What does OK actually mean?

12 Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

13 What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

14 What should one call a male ladybird?

15 If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

16 Can you blow a balloon up under water?

17 Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

18 If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

19 If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

20 Why is it called a TV set when there's only one

~HVBARI~

Source : internet

Human Resource Manager in Heaven

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter."Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times.

They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing.She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.

Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing.She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So, St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." How ???
The Devil looked at her smiled and said
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"Yesterday we were Recruiting you, Today you're an Employee"

Must Also Read : Some Management Lessons to be Remember

~HVBARI~

Some Management Lessons to be Remember

Lesson: 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
1. To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson: 2
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard he bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

Lesson: 3
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy. “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
1. Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

Lesson: 4
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.”
The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.” The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.” And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the ******* spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the ******* being the Boss. So the ******* went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the ******* should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson:

1. You don’t need brains to be Boss, any ******* will do!

~HVBARI~

Killer PJ's

Killer PJ's

*Use of ur brain is Strictly Prohibited!!!!!

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,

Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre.

Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,

My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.

Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,

Maine Gate Khola toh,

Chowkidaar bola.......

ALL IZZ WELL

ALL IZZ WELL.

Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,

Ek chutki sindur ki, kimaat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu..??

Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,

"Aayenge...! Mere Karan - Karan Arjun aayenge..."

Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,

Basanti inn kutto ke saamne mat naachna..

IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,

12 saal se Daya ek he Qualis chala raha hain.

Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,

Pudhil Station Santa cruz...

Agla Station Santa cruz..

Next Station Santacruz.

Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,

And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY,

ACP pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir kon ho sakta hain khooni"

Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,

Diagram galat hogaya, rubber de rubber..!

Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..

A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.

2 Cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal waale bed mein admit the.

Pehla Cockroach: "Kya dost Baygon se?

Dusra Cockroach: "Nahin re Paragon se..!!

If u think this were not killer ones then

Here comes the Deadliest of All.

Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.

U r in a boat in middle of river. U have 2 candles & have to

light any 1 candle. U dont have anything wid u in boat. How to do it?

Take 1 candle & throw it in the water. So the boat will become

Lighter. Using this Lighter u can light the other candle.

Another deadly answer: U throw a candle up & catch it. Catches

win Matches. Using Matches u can light the candle.

If that wasnt enough, 1 more answer:

start praising 1 candle,d other will get jealous & get lighted up.

If dat wasnt really enough 1 more last answer:

Take water in ur hand & drop it drop by drop (Tip-Tip)

" Tip Tip Barsa Paani, Paani ne Aag lagaai"

Us aag se candle jal jaayegi.

~HVBARI~

Chartered Accountants can solve anything

Prove That.

2 / 10 = 2

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Medical student : its strange yaar, ye kaise ho

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CA Student : it is very easy

TWO / TEN

T-T get Cancelled

=WO / EN Refer Alphabets serial numbers

(W=23rd letter, O=15th letter, E=5th letter &

N=14th letter)
=23+15 / 5+14
=38 / 19
=2

Chartered Accountants never ask, "Ans kya hai?"

They only ask, "Answer kya chahiye?"

~HVBARI~

Sweet Text Messages................

Introducing T20 format in Exams
Reduce exam time by 1hr and marks by 50
Strategic breaks after each 20 minutes
Give free hit marks for unexpected questions
First 30 mins power play, so no supervisor in the class
Cheer girls in every class, they will dance when we take an additional sheet!!

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Naughty thought for the day -
“It is really hard to wait for the right person in life.
Especially when…
The wrong ones are damn so attractive, yaar!!"

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Fursat Main jab kabhi woh yaad aata hai....
dil main sirf aik he sawal aata hai....
yaad kertay hain jisay hum!!
Kya usay bhi hamara khayal aata hai.

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Is SMS Main Chaand Dhoond kar Dikhaiye!
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Aahaa!

PAGAL..!!!
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SMS Karne Walay ki Tasveer
Kabhie Aati Hai Kya.

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I was worried in dream
Actually Tonight
I saw
All the devils of the world have died,
Can u give me only 1 sms or miscal
To make me sure dat
U r still alive.

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Dhoka mila jab bhi pyar main,
Zindgi main udasi chaa gayee..
Socha tha chod denge is raah ko,
Kambakht ussi samay
1 new number se miss call Aagai

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Measured By Miles
U r Far frm Me,

Measured By Thoughts
U r Closer 2 Me,

Measurd By Closd Eyes
U r With Me,

&

Measurd By Heart
U r In Me...

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5 Healthy Tips 2 b Happy in Life
1)Brush ur teeth daily,
2)Bath Regularly
3)Pray To God Heartly
4)Dress Neatly
&
*5)Message Me Usually.....
~HVBARI~

LOVE STORY OF ENGINEER

I was in 12th
she was in 12th

I got B.Tech
She got B.C.A

I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA

I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married

I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children

I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st std.

I became DOCTORATE
Her daughter passed 10th,

I have joined job.
Her daughter joined college.

The greatest irony-

Today is my ENGAGEMENTS
&
Her daughter is my FIANCEE.

AGLE JANAM Commerce hi lunga.....

~HVBARI~
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Check Your Position In Your Office

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Source:Internet

~HVBARI~

Funny Messages

The teacher asks Harry if he knows his numbers.

“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”

“Can you tell me what comes after three?”

“Four”

“What comes after six?”

“Seven”

“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.

What comes after ten?”

“A jack,” answers Harry…

Harry: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.

Darry: So, what did you finally do?

Harry: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.

Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di

aur Sardarse se boli:

“Muje biwi hone ka Ehsas dilao”

Sardar ne bhi Apni Jeans utaar diye

aur bola:

Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”

~HVBARI~

Beautiful Words

Beautiful words Life is tough

It can be hard

But when it gets unbearable

Don’t let down your guard.

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Never look back

The past is gone

Only memories remain

To look upon.

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Learn to forgive

But never forget

Put things behind you

And never regret.

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Always look forward

Keep moving ahead

So you can be proud of

The life you led.

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But don’t look too far

Or move too fast

Make the most of each day

It could be your last.

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Don’t let others

Get you down

Show them a smile

When they want a frown.

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Give people respect

No matter how mean they can be

The fact that they hurt you

They may not always see.

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Allow yourself to grieve

It’s okay to cry

Remember life goes on

And the tears will dry.

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Enjoy your life

Have fun and go crazy

Just don’t sit around

And always be lazy.

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Try your best

In all that you do

Believe in yourself

And others will too.

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Believe in God

He’s always there

To help us learn

That life’s not fair.

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Because life’s not a game

To win or lose

It is a gift

To love if we choose.

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Although bad things

Happen to us all

It’s important to remember

To learn from each fall.

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Life is tough

But you are tougher

And just remember

It could be rougher.

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Remember to cherish

The good things in life

They help you get by

In times of strife.

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Don’t underestimate

The worth of a friend

Because without them

Our hearts would not mend.

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Always be true

To everyone you meet

If you act fake

You have suffered defeat.

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Always be yourself

No matter what people say

It’s a lot easier

To form lasting friendships this way.

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It’s important to say

What is only sincere

Words from the heart

Are the best kind to hear.

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Don’t worry about mistakes

From way back when

And never wonder

What might have been.

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DON'T SEE THE FACE

OF MINE

BUT

SEE THE HEART OF MINE

WHICH NO ONE CAN'T UNDERSTAND

BETTER TRY IT....................... .!

~HVBARI~

funny messages

Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.

Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.

Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho

tusi bade hi great ho,

rasgulle ki plate ho,

ande ka omlette ho,

jalebi ki tarah straight ho,

sms karne me late ho,,

kher jo bhi ho mere favoruite ho

Life me ho gum, Go n taste RUM.

Aankho me ho tear, Then take BEER.

Love hua Risky, Don't worry hav WHISKY.

Take advise of mine, always drink WINE...

Kabi Subha ko yaad ate ho

Kabi Shaam ko yaad ate ho

aur

Kabi itni yaad ate ho ki

Aaina hum dekhtay hai

aur najar tum aate ho.

~HVBARI~

Studnt kya jane

Paper ka kya hoga,

Marks milange ya

Zero me tie hoga,

Koi na jane

Apna result kya hoga,

To pen ghuma paper uda,

Paper uda k bol

Bhaiya , ALL IS Fail.....

Santa pe Bijli ki taar giri,

Santa tadap-tadap k marne hi wala tha,

Use yaad aaya ke

Bijli 2 din se band hai.

88yr old man 2 Doc-My 20yr old wife is pregnant.

Dr.: Ek kahani suno

"1 shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me gun k jagah umbrela le gaya.

Jungle me uske saamne Lion aa gaya.

Usne umbrela ka handle khicha aur fire kiya.

Lion mar gaya."

Old man-Impossible kisi aur ne goli mari hogi.

Dr says:EXACTALY..

Ye kela kitne ka hai?

man- 1 Rs.

Santa -60Ps. mein dega?

man- 60Ps. mein sirf chhilka milega.

Santa- le 40Ps. sirf kela de de.

Mere saath aap,

Raat ko karoge to Sust raho gey,

Din ko karo gey to Chust Raho gey,

Kartey raho gey to Tandrust Raho gey,

Arre SMS YAAR!!!!!

us ne kaha or dabao ,

main dabaya ,

us ne kaha aur dabao ,

main ne aur dabaya ,

us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,

main ne phir dabaya ,

us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,

main ne phir dabaya,

Aur phir.....

Ho gaya Suit-case band,

~HVBARI~

Funny Messages

Similar thoughts comes to mind

After selecting a mobile or a wife

tode din aur rukh jata,

toh,

sayad naya model milta.....

How amazing!! –
A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in 20 years,
but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins.

Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud.
After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.

Boys go to college to develop the mind;
girls go to college to catch them before this happens .

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.

To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

Always start your day with a lot of...

S E X
S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT

so make S E X a daily habit, and

you"ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. " "

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers,

get on top of me,

enjoy until u get satisfied,

loving urs.....toilet!

Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..

cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin.

Where were u lastnite,

my lovely pyjamas

A girl phoned me the other day and said...

"Come on over, there's nobody home."

I went over. Nobody was home

Press down down

YES

ahh ohh yes

almost there yeah

oh shit harder

SO GOOD ! mmmmm

That's how I sex on text !

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.

on my bed

lights is off

we get under the cover together..

2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me,

he bit, sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left,

i was hurt,

BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

What is the height of Flirting?

When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".

BUY A SCOOTY.....

PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....

TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...

DO UR DUTY..

AFTER 9 MONTHS ...

GET A CUTY :-D

Sardar Messages

Day a monkey kicked a sardar on his back and run away.

Sardar run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.

Sardar kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha...

SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi

SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start

approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon

sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji

replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to

janwar hai, usko kya pata"

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.

"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.

" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.

"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar kunjava

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

Sardar ji:Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche Bhoot laga de,

Bhabwan:abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

Sardar ji :Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?
Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".

Santa Banta SMS

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?

Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.

Banta asked: What are you doing?

Santa: Drying sweat

Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered:

Waiting for autumn.

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.

Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.

Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.

Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?

Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.

Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Q: Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window?

A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.

Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?

A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.

Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.

What's Ford?

Santa: Gaadi.

What's Oxford?

Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Funny messages

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE

C-Come

O-On

L-Lets

L-Love

E-Each

G-Girl

E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college regularly….

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“Help

a girl

when

she is

in trouble,

and

she will

surely

remember

you..

only

when

she is

again

in trouble..”

- Shakespeare

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Thanks for not sending any messages till now..

You are selected for kanji 2009-10 award.

Dont send this message to anyone.

Try for Yechi award….;-)@

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I want to touch ur lips taste ur tongue smell ur breath…

Hai wat hapen.?

I am ur colegate

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Height of bravery!

Going Late To Class,in Tore Jeans&messy hair.

Entring The class widout Permission

n saying to MAM:

“Hey SwEeTy!”

“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…

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Do U know the full form of COLLEGE

C-Come

O-On

L-Lets

L-Love

E-Each

G-Girl

E-Equally……

Thats why boys go to college regularly….

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propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..

“kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??

dil daina hai to dai de..

rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

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meri photo neeche gir gayee thi

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?

Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi,

maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.

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oT TnAW T2UL I. Confused?

oT TnAW T2UL I

+THpinboop YA2

!..2mA3rb T33w2

! .. niH)A2 2?rU

Confused na? Read it in a mirror..

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I really deeply wish

that u r here with me in my room.

On my bed & lights is off & we get under the cover together..

2 show u my............

glow in the dark of my watch.