funny messages
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnant ho
tusi bade hi great ho,
rasgulle ki plate ho,
ande ka omlette ho,
jalebi ki tarah straight ho,
sms karne me late ho,,
kher jo bhi ho mere favoruite ho
Life me ho gum, Go n taste RUM.
Aankho me ho tear, Then take BEER.
Love hua Risky, Don't worry hav WHISKY.
Take advise of mine, always drink WINE...
Kabi Subha ko yaad ate ho
Kabi Shaam ko yaad ate ho
aur
Kabi itni yaad ate ho ki
Aaina hum dekhtay hai
aur najar tum aate ho.
~HVBARI~
Studnt kya jane
Paper ka kya hoga,
Marks milange ya
Zero me tie hoga,
Koi na jane
Apna result kya hoga,
To pen ghuma paper uda,
Paper uda k bol
Bhaiya , ALL IS Fail.....
Santa pe Bijli ki taar giri,
Santa tadap-tadap k marne hi wala tha,
ki
Use yaad aaya ke
.
.
.
.
.
Bijli 2 din se band hai.
88yr old man 2 Doc-My 20yr old wife is pregnant.
Dr.: Ek kahani suno
"1 shikari shikar pe jate hue jaldi me gun k jagah umbrela le gaya.
Jungle me uske saamne Lion aa gaya.
Usne umbrela ka handle khicha aur fire kiya.
Lion mar gaya."
Old man-Impossible kisi aur ne goli mari hogi.
Dr says:EXACTALY..
Ye kela kitne ka hai?
man- 1 Rs.
Santa -60Ps. mein dega?
man- 60Ps. mein sirf chhilka milega.
Santa- le 40Ps. sirf kela de de.
Mere saath aap,
Raat ko karoge to Sust raho gey,
Din ko karo gey to Chust Raho gey,
Kartey raho gey to Tandrust Raho gey,
Arre SMS YAAR!!!!!
us ne kaha or dabao ,
main dabaya ,
us ne kaha aur dabao ,
main ne aur dabaya ,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,
main ne phir dabaya ,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,
main ne phir dabaya,
Aur phir.....
Ho gaya Suit-case band,
~HVBARI~
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