Funny Messages
The teacher asks Harry if he knows his numbers.
“Yes,” he says. “My daddy taught me.”
“Can you tell me what comes after three?”
“Four”
“What comes after six?”
“Seven”
“Very good,” says the teacher. “Your father did a very fine job.
What comes after ten?”
“A jack,” answers Harry…
Harry: I was feeling so sleepy this morning that I tossed a coin to decide whether I should attend class or go back to bed.
Darry: So, what did you finally do?
Harry: I had to toss 10 times before I could finally go back to bed.
Aik Larki ne apni Jeans utar di
aur Sardarse se boli:
“Muje biwi hone ka Ehsas dilao”
Sardar ne bhi Apni Jeans utaar diye
aur bola:
Jao ye dono Jeans dho kar lao”
~HVBARI~
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