Sardar Messages
Day a monkey kicked a sardar on his back and run away.
Sardar run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.
Sardar kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha...
SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon
This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata"
One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!" Exclaimed the Sardar kunjava
Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed.
Sardar ji:Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche Bhoot laga de,
Bhabwan:abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
Sardar ji :Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?
Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".
Sardar " yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".
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