Funny Messages
Similar thoughts comes to mind
After selecting a mobile or a wife
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tode din aur rukh jata,
toh,
sayad naya model milta.....
How amazing!! –
A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in 20 years,
but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins.
A mother makes her son “INTELLIGENT” in 20 years,
but a girl makes him “STUPID” in 2 mins.
Arguing with a girl is like wrestling with a pig in the mud.
After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.
After some time, u realize that u r getting dirty, but the pig is actually enjoying.
Boys go to college to develop the mind;
girls go to college to catch them before this happens .
girls go to college to catch them before this happens .
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
Always start your day with a lot of...
S E X
S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT
S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and
you"ll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE. " "
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving urs.....toilet!
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
A girl phoned me the other day and said...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
Press down down
more
Ok
more
YES
ahh ohh yes
almost there yeah
oh shit harder
SO GOOD ! mmmmm
That's how I sex on text !
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.
on my bed
&
lights is off
&
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
BUY A SCOOTY.....
PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...
DO UR DUTY..
AFTER 9 MONTHS ...
GET A CUTY :-D
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