Killer PJ's
Killer PJ's
*Use of ur brain is Strictly Prohibited!!!!!
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,
Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre.
Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,
My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.
Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,
Maine Gate Khola toh,
Chowkidaar bola.......
ALL IZZ WELL
ALL IZZ WELL.
Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,
Ek chutki sindur ki, kimaat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu..??
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,
"Aayenge...! Mere Karan - Karan Arjun aayenge..."
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,
Basanti inn kutto ke saamne mat naachna..
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,
12 saal se Daya ek he Qualis chala raha hain.
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,
Pudhil Station Santa cruz...
Agla Station Santa cruz..
Next Station Santacruz.
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY,
Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY,
ACP pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir kon ho sakta hain khooni"
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,
Diagram galat hogaya, rubber de rubber..!
Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..
A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.
2 Cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal waale bed mein admit the.
Pehla Cockroach: "Kya dost Baygon se?
Dusra Cockroach: "Nahin re Paragon se..!!
If u think this were not killer ones then
Here comes the Deadliest of All.
Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.
Q:
U r in a boat in middle of river. U have 2 candles & have to
light any 1 candle. U dont have anything wid u in boat. How to do it?
A:
Take 1 candle & throw it in the water. So the boat will become
Lighter. Using this Lighter u can light the other candle.
Another deadly answer: U throw a candle up & catch it. Catches
win Matches. Using Matches u can light the candle.
If that wasnt enough, 1 more answer:
start praising 1 candle,d other will get jealous & get lighted up.
If dat wasnt really enough 1 more last answer:
Take water in ur hand & drop it drop by drop (Tip-Tip)
" Tip Tip Barsa Paani, Paani ne Aag lagaai"
Us aag se candle jal jaayegi.
~HVBARI~
2 comments:
Awesome yaar great work !!!!! Keep it up and keep posting.
awsm!
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