Funny messages
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Har nazar mai ek kashish hoti hai,
Har dil mai ek chahat hoti hai
Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJMAHAL bananan,
kyonki har dil mai chaar - paanch mumtaz hoti hai
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Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?
Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…
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Life Was Lonely,
No One Was There,
I Had No Good Friend,
And When U Came Into My Life,
I Realised That…
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“Akele He Theek Tha Yaar”
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Flirt SMS
Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
Latak matak chalti thi, Aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan
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Akele ja rahe the jivan k rasto pe… Naraz, Dukhi, Thakay Hoye
Phir ek mor pe aap sa DOST mila aur… Baki zindagi ka bhi SATYA NAS hogaya.
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Lerki: Janu kuch aisa kaho na jis se mere dil ki dharkan tez ho jaye aur mera dil zor zor se dharke aur mujhe kuch kuch ho…
Lerka: Bhago tumhara bhai araha hai.
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I want a kiss from you
surprized??
but why??
aray baba
Kiss means
K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo
so pleas kiss me jaldi jaldi!
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Boy: I am not rich like HVBARI,
I don’t even have a bid car like HVBARI.
But I really love you!
I don’t even have a bid car like HVBARI.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about HVBARI
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Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out too, then people started shouting “TWINS TWINS”
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3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi
1 sardar bed se utar k nichay sone laga to 2nd sardar bola…
… Oye! ab jagah hogayi hai ooper aa ja.
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Sardar petrol pump gaya, wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha “Don’t Use Mobile Here”
Sardarji ne mobile nikala aur apne saray doston ko phone kar k kaha “Don’t Call Me Now I'm On PetrolPump"
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Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli
“kuch samjhe”?
Sardar: Haan, kameeni.
Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti hai.
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Husband:Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???
Wife:kisi ko apnay control main kar k us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:Chal jhooti usay tou Shaadi kehtay hain.
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Driver: Sir ji, Petrol khatam hogaya hai gadi agay nahi ja sakti.
Sardar: Chalo phir wapas le chalo.
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