Funny messages
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Poem of girls-:husband hamara aisa ho,
wallet me jiske paisa ho,
lambi jiski height ho,
gusse ka wo lite ho,
jab sas se meri fight ho
to kahe janu tum he right ho
INTERVIEWER:WHERE WR U BORN
SARDARJI:PUNJAB
INTERVIEWER:WHICH PART??
SARDARJI:OYE KYA WHICH PART WHOLE PART WAS BORN IN PUNJAB.
a pig fell in love wid a hen,
1day they KISSED each other,
nxt day d pig died of BIRD FLU,
n bird died of SWINE FLU,
"AJAB PREM K GHAZAB KAHANI"
agar aap hum par gussa ho to ...
tajmahal ko fodo..
chaminar ko chodo
kutub minar ko todo..
titanic ko fevicol se jodo
bt humko msg karna mat chodo
keep msging........:)
cheeers!
Good news 4 u.
Thaumps up pio
pepsi pio
juice pio
beer pio
kyuki ke
ab
HUGGIES pe Rs15/-off hai.
System of love:
Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
Hitler raha nahi,
Saddam pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka thikana nahi,
Veerapppan mara gaya,
Aap bhi milte nahin,
sab DON ki same kahani.
Lab khamosh hojate hai
jab tum samne aate ho,
Dil dhadkta hai
jab nigahe milate ho,
Saans rukti hai
jab tum muskarate ho,
Dil kamjor hai mera,
Itna kyon darate ho?
Sardar 1:U know i saved 50 % money by going Honeymoon alone
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved 100% of my money,
my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
Dont worry
i'll come, and hold ur hands,
take u 4 walk on a bridge.
and
will show u a place,
where 2 jump from.
Girl:ur name?
Boy:black lion,
Girl:r u joking.
Boy:no,its means kalu singh, & urs.
Girl: Soft underware,
Boy: WHAT! r u joking?
Girl: no,its mean komal chadda.
Boy:black lion,
Girl:r u joking.
Boy:no,its means kalu singh, & urs.
Girl: Soft underware,
Boy: WHAT! r u joking?
Girl: no,its mean komal chadda.
Bandar ka beta : bola papa,muje shadi karni hai.
Bandar bola: beta sabar karo, dulhan abi sms padh rahi hai,
par jo agar padh kar muskrahi to samjo rishta paka.
Bandar bola: beta sabar karo, dulhan abi sms padh rahi hai,
par jo agar padh kar muskrahi to samjo rishta paka.
Patni- Mobile,
Pati- Sim Card,
Dono Mile To Hua Reacharge,
Beta Hua To Incoming,
Beti Hue To Outgoing,
Two in One Hua To Bonus Talktime,
Kuch Nahi Hua To Network Problem.
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