Funny messages
Saying of the Decade:
Even if all the musicians join together 2 create a melody 2 make us sleep,
dey can't beat our teachers & textbooks..
Classroom is like a train...
1st 2 benches are 4 VIP executives...
middle 2 benches are general compartments...
&
last 2 benches are sleeper coaches.
Tajmahal kya chiz hai dost,
hum tumhare liye usse bhi badi imarat banwayege,
shahajaha ne to mumtaj ko murda dafnaya tha,
agar RPLY na kiya to hum tumhe Zinda Dafnayge.
Dad: Tipu Sultan kaun hai?
Son: Pata nhi!
Dad: Skul jao to pata chale!
Son: Singh Uncle kaun hai?
Dad: Pata nhi!
Son: Ghar par raho to pata chale!
poem of girls-:husband hamara aisa ho,wallet me jiske paisa ho,lambi jiski height ho,gusse ka wo lite ho,jab sas se meri fight ho to kahe janu tum hi right ho...
Wife:Bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subai k 8 ho gaye,
Thake nahi ?
Hsbnd: abhi to kuchh nahi kia ab to din raat karunga kyu ki..............
5000 MSG free hai.
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega
apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega.
ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena
varna award haath sey niqal jayega.
man shoots mad dog 2 sav lady
news:indian saves lady!
man:am not indian
news: foreigner saves lady
man:-am pakistani
breaking news: "Terrorist Attack local Dogs"
When a man talks dirty to a woman,
it's sexual harassment.
When a woman talks dirty to a man,
it's $5.00 per minute.
socha tha use is kadar vul jayenge,
dekh kar v andekha kar jayenge.
oar jab jab dekhta hu usko......
souchta hu is bar dekh lu
agli bar vul jayenge.
poem of girls-:husband hamara aisa ho,
wallet me jiske paisa ho,
lambi jiski height ho,
gusse ka wo lite ho,
jab sas se meri fight ho
to kahe janu tum he right ho
INTERVIEWER:WHERE WR U BORN
SARDARJI:PUNJAB
INTERVIEWER:WHICH PART??
SARDARJI:OYE KYA WHICH PART WHOLE PART WAS BORN IN PUNJAB.
a pig fell in love wid a hen,
1day they KISSED each other,
nxt day d pig died of BIRD FLU,
n bird died of SWINE FLU,
"AJAB PREM K GHAZAB KAHANI"
agar aap hum par gussa ho to ...
tajmahal ko fodo..
chaminar ko chodo
kutub minar ko todo..
titenic ko fevicol se jodo
bt humko msg karna mat chodo
keep msging........:)
cheeers!
Good news 4 u.
Thaumps up pio
pepsi pio
juice pio
beer pio
kyuki ke
ab
HUGGIES pe Rs15/-off hai.
System of love:
Jan - Rose
Feb - Propose
Mar - Gift
April - Lift
May - Chating
June - Dating
July - Kiss
Aug - Miss
Sep - Drop
Oct - Escape
Nov - Rest
Dec - Next
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye.
Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
Hitler raha nahi,
Saddam pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka thikana nahi,
Veerapppan mara gaya,
Aap bhi milte nahin,
sabki DON ki same kahani.
Lab khamosh johate hain jab tum samne aate ho,
Dil dhadkta hai jab nigahe milate ho,
Saans rukti hai jab tum muskarate ho,
Dil kamjor hai mera,
Itna kyon darate ho?
Sardar 1:U know i saved 50 % money by going Honeymoon alone
Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved 100% of my money,
my friend was going & I sent my wife with him.
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything,
Dont worry
i'll come, and hold ur hands,
take u 4 walk on a bridge.
and
will show u a place,
where 2 jump from.
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