Funny Meassages
English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?
Boy: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor we.
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Q: What is differance between Aadami & Aurat?
A: Aurat ek hi aadami se bahut sari ummeed karti hai.
Aur aadami bahut sari auraton se ek hi ummeed karta hai…
~HVBARI~
~HVBARI~
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Commerce professor asks the student:
what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: “Father in law”.
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An Elephant meets an Ant.
ANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ELEPHANT: 5 saal.
ANT: 5 saal aur itne baddey.
ELEPHANT: Main HORLICKS jo peeta hoon.
ELEPHANT: Tumhari umer kitni hai?
ANT: 30 saal.
ELEPHANT: 30 saal aur itni chhoti…
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ANT: I use LUX, meri khoobsurti se umer ka pata he nahi chalta…
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Degrees of girls!
B.A. - Beautiful Angel
B.E. - Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc. - Beautiful Structure
B.Com - Beautiful Communication
M.B.A. - Married But Awesome!
So Whts ur Degree?
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Boy 2 God:
Give me a pocket full of money,
A job & a big vehicle full of Girls.
God replied:your wish is fullfilled
&
He became a bus conductor of Karachi University.
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U think of ME and I think of U.
When v both think of each other,
Do u knw what it means ?
It means v both have no work to do!!
Dono “NIKAAMEY HAI
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