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Killer PJ's

Killer PJ's

*Use of ur brain is Strictly Prohibited!!!!!

Mehbooba ke pyaar mein mar gaya peter,

Hero Honda Splendor 80km/Litre.

Agar ho bimaar to dhundo chemist,

My name is Khan & m not a terrorist.

Raat ke 2 baje baji ghar ki bell,

Maine Gate Khola toh,

Chowkidaar bola.......

ALL IZZ WELL

ALL IZZ WELL.

Karna padta hain apne kharcho pe kaabu,

Ek chutki sindur ki, kimaat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu..??

Tum bin hum yu kaise ji paayenge,

"Aayenge...! Mere Karan - Karan Arjun aayenge..."

Call karne se pehle, balance jaachna,

Basanti inn kutto ke saamne mat naachna..

IPL ke matches dekh ke logon ko maza aaraha hain,

12 saal se Daya ek he Qualis chala raha hain.

Hollywood ka hero hain TOM CRUZ,

Pudhil Station Santa cruz...

Agla Station Santa cruz..

Next Station Santacruz.

Na jaan na pehchaan, tu mera mehmaan,

And the award goes to A.R.Rehman.

Manchester United mein khelta hain ROONEY,

ACP pradhuymann ne kaha " aakhir kon ho sakta hain khooni"

Kisiko na thi, mere pyaar ki khabar,

Diagram galat hogaya, rubber de rubber..!

Q:Why a person with broken heart doesnt need general knowledge?..

A:Jab dil he toot gaya, toh "G.K" kya karein.

2 Cockroach ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal waale bed mein admit the.

Pehla Cockroach: "Kya dost Baygon se?

Dusra Cockroach: "Nahin re Paragon se..!!

If u think this were not killer ones then

Here comes the Deadliest of All.

Using ur brain is strictly prohibited.

U r in a boat in middle of river. U have 2 candles & have to

light any 1 candle. U dont have anything wid u in boat. How to do it?

Take 1 candle & throw it in the water. So the boat will become

Lighter. Using this Lighter u can light the other candle.

Another deadly answer: U throw a candle up & catch it. Catches

win Matches. Using Matches u can light the candle.

If that wasnt enough, 1 more answer:

start praising 1 candle,d other will get jealous & get lighted up.

If dat wasnt really enough 1 more last answer:

Take water in ur hand & drop it drop by drop (Tip-Tip)

" Tip Tip Barsa Paani, Paani ne Aag lagaai"

Us aag se candle jal jaayegi.

~HVBARI~

Hanuman Chalisa

Hanuman Challisa

hanuman challisa

~HVBARI~

Gujarati SMS: Prem Na Be Sabdh

Prem kare ene jagat maaf nathi kartu,
Koi eni sathe insaf nathi kartu,
Loko prem ne paap kahe to 6e,
Pn kon evu 6e je aa paap nathi kartu.

Kyak dhodhmar varsad varsi jay 6,
To kyak 1 bund ni pyas rahi jay 6,
Koine male 6 hajar bahana prem ma,
To koi 1 chehra mate tarsi jay che.

Sugndh dosti ni prem thi ochi nathi hoti,
Prem thi zindgi khatm nthi thti,
Jo sath hoy zindgi ma Tamaro,
To zindgi swrag thi ochi nthi hoti.

Tu nathi to aa jagat Udas laage che,
Punam ni raatoy mujne aamas laage che,
Anu Anu ma jagatna nihadu chu tane,
nayan ni kiki ma pan taaro vaas laage che.

Koi ni dhadkan na ame diwana bani gaya,
Prem na aasu thi ame bhinjai gaya,
Koine kadar kyan chhe amari,
Ame to bas temni yaad ma sukai gaya.

Sparsh na pushpo khile chhe swash ma,
Dhadkano gunji rahi chhe viswas ma,
Dil na safar no ant kyan hase?
Nayan dode chhe tamari talash ma.

Ene Maro Saath na aapyo,
Kadach aeni koi majburi hase,
Bewafa to ae na hoi sake,
Kadach mari j mahobbat adhuri hase.

Tari ane Mari Bhavobhav ni PRIT,
Tari ane Mari Bhavobhav ni PRIT,
Tu Maari Garodi Ane Hu Tari Bhit.

Buddhi ne pan vahem thayo che,
Hu jaanu chu e kem thayo che,
kahu! Koine kahesho nahi ke,
pahelij najare prem thayo che.

Harek drasti ne 1 drasti ni talaash che,
harek haiya ma chupo 1 ehsaas chhe,
tamari sathe mitrata emaj nathi kari,
shu kariye?
Amari pasand j kaik khas chhe.

Prem ma mithi vedna mali e bahu chhe,
swapno ne navi disha mali e bahu chhe,
prem puro thayo ke adhuro rayho vat e nathi,
prem karvano avsar malyo e bahu chhe.

Nayan Ma Na Rakho Eatali Nafrat,
Aa Nayan Ma Hu Tasvir Bani Ne Aavish,
Bhale Raho Tame Mara Nayan Thi Dur,
Hu Malva Mate SAPNU Bani Ne Aavish.

Sabandho na sagar na moti amne rakhjo,
Hira jadel har ni dori amne rakhjo,
Me kya kidhu ke mara thaine raho,
Pan nanakda haiya ma jagya thodi apjo.

Aavo na aavo tame khayal ma,
Pan farak kya padyo chhe,
Mohabbat na haal ma,
Varsho viti gaya chata rakhya che,
Sachvi aansun tamari aankh na mara rumaal ma.

~HVBARI~

Come Fall In Love.......

A lover may make u realise how beautiful d world is,
But a true friend makes u realise how beautiful u r to the world…
So never forget Friends…

Friendship moments sms
Happy moments – Don’t forget me.
Difficult moments – Trust me.
Quiet moments – Call me.
Painful moments – Tell me.
Every moment – share with me…

A best friend
Scolds like a Dad,
Cares like a Mom,
Teases like Sister,
Irritates like Brother &
Finaly loves u more than a Lover…….

IF Smile is a Book,I gve U Library
IF Care is a sim,I gve U talktime
IF Love is Bike,I gve U Petrol
IF Frndship is Life,I gve U My Self..

A smile is a sign of joy
A hug is a sign of love
A laugh is a sign of happiness
& a friend like Me …
Well that’s a sign of ur Good Taste!! :)

"She know everything about me
Except that I luv her too much..."

I doesn't know anything about HER,
Except dat I luv her too much..."

~HVBARI~

Gujarati SMS

Kari hati sruvat 1 nani gammat thi
gammat dard bani jase a mane khabar n hati
jota hata ame tamne 1 shokh khatar
shokh PREM bani jase a mane khabar n hati.

Sagar ni pele par koi radtu hase,
Tamne yad kari ne koi tadaptu hase,
Jara dil par hath rakhi vichari to juo,
Tamara mate pan koi jivatu hase

Bolo nahi to chalse Mithi nazar bas che,
Haso nahi to chalse Dil ma rakho to bas che,
SMS karo k na karo tamari marji,
Tame aa SMS vancho a j bas che..

Har 1 swass ma tari yaad muku chhu,
Mara thi vadhu viswas tara ma muku chhu,
sachvje mara aa vishwas ne jatan thi
mara swass ne tara swass e muku chhu

Darek Vakhte Koino Saharo Nathi Malto
Kadi Kinara Sathe Kinaro Nathi Malto
Roj Sarkhu Jou 6u Aa Gagan Ne Pan
Kal Jevo NAJARO Jova Nathi Malto.

Pani Ma Padti Bundo Ne Hu Joya Karu,
Tap-Tap Padta Ansu Ne Hu Luchya Karu,
Aje Nahi To Kale Jarur Aavshe,
Pal-Pal A PAL Ni Rah Hu Joya Karu.

DARD Sivay Jindgi Adhuri 6e
To Pan Jivvu Jaruri 6e
Na Karsho Afsos “Tamari Jindgi” Par
Kem Ke Tamari Jindgi Vina Koik Ni Jindgi Adhuri 6e.

Dariyo jem suno che moja vagar..
prem ma maja na aave saza vagar..
dawa ni koi kimmat nathi ilaz vagar..
etle j toh aaj sudhi koi jivyu nathi
ek-bija na prem na vagar.

Tamara Nayan Ma Harakh Lage 6e
Sajan Tane Koi Mali Hoy Avi Khabar Lage 6e
ARISA Ma Tame Bau Joya Na Karo
Kyarek Potani Pan NAZAR Lage 6e.

Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada pade chhe.
Hu vicharu chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay b aa khada ma ketla jan padya chhe?

Yaad Karu Chhu Dost Tane Vat Vat Ma,
Rehvu Che Mare Sada Tara Saath ma,
Tu Mane Na Shodh Tari Aas Pass Ma,
Hu Tane Mali Jais Tara J Swash Maa..

Kyak dhodhmar varsad varsi jay 6e
to kyak 1 bund ni pyas rahi jay 6e
koine male 6e hajar bahana prem ma
to koi 1 chehra mate tarsi jay 6e.

Zindagi avi na jivo ke,
koi "Fariyaad" kari jaye,
pan,
evi jivo ke koi "Fari Yaad" kari jaye,
Ane te mate,
kone pan "Gametevu" no bolo,
pan,
kone pan "Game tevu" bolo.

Visarta Visarta tame yaad aavo to su karu,
Yaad ma nayan mari asru vahave to su karu,
Khulla chhe dil na dwaar sada tamare mate,
Pan dost tamej na aavo to su karu...

~HVBARI~