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Some Questions even Google cant answer



I Bet You Can't Answer A Single Question Of These:

Try It !


1 If all the nations in the world are in debt (am not joking, even US has got debts),   where did all the money go?

2 When dog food is new and improved tasting, who taste it?

3 What is the speed of darkness?

4 If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

5 Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?

6 Can you cry under water?

7 Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?

8 Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

9 Do fish ever get thirsty?

10 Can you get cornered in a round room?

11 What does OK actually mean?

12 Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

13 What came first, the fruit or the color orange?

14 What should one call a male ladybird?

15 If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?

16 Can you blow a balloon up under water?

17 Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?

18 If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be able to hear it?

19 If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

20 Why is it called a TV set when there's only one


~HVBARI~


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Valentine Love Songs-2

Celebrate the month of LOVE with some melodious and Romantic song collections.
And Feel the deepth of Love like never before with some of the memorable tunes.




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Once More Its Quiz Time: Answers Part-1



 
1.
He is too short to reach the "10" button.




2.
You give an apple each to your first nine friends, and a basket with an apple to your tenth friend.
Each friend has an apple, and one of them has it in a basket.



3.
The man picks up a piece of wood and lights it from the fire on the west end of the island.
He then quickly carries it near the east end of the island and starts a new fire. The wind will cause that fire to burn out the eastern end faster than west end and he can then shelter in the burnt area.




4.
The man survives the fire, but dies of starvation, with all the food in the forest burnt.
His parachute failed to open.



5.
The man had hiccups ( hickhi).
He wanted to cure it with a glass of water, but the bartender cured it by giving him a surprise.



6.
Farmer takes Goat across (leaving Wolf and Cabbage behind)
Farmer returns alone
Farmer takes Wolf across
Famer returns with Goat
We now have the Farmer, the Cabbage and the Goat on one side and the Wolf on the other side.
Farmer takes Cabbage across
Farmer returns alone
Farmer takes Goat across
DONE!


7.
Chris and Dusty row across, Dusty returns.
Alex rows over, and Chris returns.
Chris and Dusty row across again, Dusty returns.
Brook rows across with the Supplies, and Chris returns.
Chris and Dusty row across again for the last time.
(Note: some variations on this are possible)




8.
The boys start sailing on opposite sides of the river.




9.
The picture is of his son.




10.
No fish is missing, There were only three people. The son, his father, and his grandfather.



11.
The answer is four. Although there are many socks in the drawer, there are only three colors, so if you take four socks then you are guaranteed to have at least one matching pair.









~HVBARI~


 

Human Resource Manager in Heaven



One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter."Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had a Human Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.
 

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman

"Sorry, we have rules..."

And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. 


They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner.She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing.She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave.

Everybody shook her hand and waved goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her.

"Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing.She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity,"

The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So, St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell.

When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks.

The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable." How ???
The Devil looked at her smiled and said
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"Yesterday we were Recruiting you, Today you're an Employee"

~HVBARI~

Some Management Lessons to be Remember

Lesson: 1
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?”
The crow answered: “Sure, why not.”
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Management Lesson:
1. To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

 
Lesson: 2
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard he bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!
 

Management Lessons:
1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3. When you’re in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!

 
Lesson: 3
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
“I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy. “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.”
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.

Management Lesson:
1. Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won’t keep you there.

 
Lesson: 4
When the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss. The brain said, “I should be Boss because I control the whole body’s responses and functions.”
The feet said, “We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go.” The hands said, “We should be the Boss because we do all the work and earn all the money.” And so it went on and on with the heart, the lungs and the eyes until finally the ******* spoke up.
All the parts laughed at the idea of the ******* being the Boss. So the ******* went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work. Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they all decided that the ******* should be the Boss, so the motion was passed.
All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit!

Management Lesson:
1. You don’t need brains to be Boss, any ******* will do!





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